Do these things and you’ll have a better life

  • Overtip for good service more than you undertip for bad.
  • Purchase only high-quality socks, pens, and beer. Pinch pennies somewhere else.
  • Stay out of Wal-Mart for the rest of your life.
  • Be five minutes early everywhere you go. You’ll almost always find a way to build value for the appointment as a result.
  • If you don’t know what a word means, look it up. If you can’t look it up, ask.
  • Drive as if there is a full glass of water on the dashboard.
  • Actively seek at least one big laugh every day.

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4 thoughts on “Do these things and you’ll have a better life”

  1. Hey Jenny, you got any good cheap wine stories? 😉

    ‘seester, I’d head straight to landsend.com for either of those items, which is excellent evidence that I’m not young anymore. 🙂

    Hello, Christy! Good to see you blogging again!

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