When I call you and you don’t answer, much more often than not, I leave you a message. And I swear I’m hanging up on the next one of you jackasses who calls me back without checking that message. Look, you get your missed call and your voicemail notifications at the same time. When you … Read more
Marie Sharp’s habanero pepper sauces are an experience. They’re habaneros, carrots, and onions by weight, with lime, vinegar, garlic, and salt to finish them off. That’s it. And I wasn’t at all sure what to make of it the first time I tasted it. It hits hard, but it’s difficult to establish gustatory context for … Read more
Earlier this year (but I’m only just now realizing it), Lea and I passed my parents in marriage length. We began our sixteenth year as husband and wife about two months ago. I’ve also now lived here longer than I’ve ever lived anywhere else. I’ve had twelve different addresses in my life that I can … Read more