As soccer practice wound down tonight, a familiar melody began getting louder. Ah, the ice cream man is here! But, uhhh…
Uh, sir? If I may? I don’t think a complex business plan is necessary for this sort of thing. However, you might seriously consider whether your ice cream truck should be an unmarked, windowless cargo van.
(And I swear that thing is sitting there playing “Turkey in the Straw.”)
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