Now aren’t all of you parents with little girls at home just dying to drop them into a halter top that will give them working breasts, and then give them a doll to nurse? Coming soon: My Very First Tampon, complete with realistic simulated menstrual blood! Or how about a Clear Blue Easy starter kit? … Read more
So in most places, it’s against the law to keep a piranha. But if it weren’t, this might have been Stan, the red-bellied piranha (Pygocentrus nattereri). I might have driven to Murfreesboro to get him (they might have been legal in Tennessee then; don’t know now) shortly after I moved into my first apartment, and … Read more
Or would I be busted as a poseur when I tried to buy them? If I hold one up to my ear, can I hear warmed-over Muzak mixed with surf sounds? Do I have to be running around in the woods wearing a loincloth and stinking of sandalwood to drink one? Do they come with … Read more