Meet the Meat Monster!

So you remember having some fun building ridiculous burgers on the Burger King web site?  They’re actually encouraging that now.

(Really, I applaud Burger King’s tin ear to this kind of oversensitivity, itself just another side of the scourge of political correctness.  Consider, we are talking about a restaurant chain that once offered a breakfast sandwich called the Meatnormous.)

In that (85% blocked) vein, may I introduce you to the Meat Monster?

Take a cheeseburger.  Add bacon.  Then, another beef patty.  Finally, slap a tasty chicken breast on there.

(You know, for balance.)

The Meat Monster is a real menu item.  Alas, it is only available in Japan.

Love it.  Batter and deep-fry that sumbitch next.

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