So you remember having some fun building ridiculous burgers on the Burger King web site? They’re actually encouraging that now.
(Really, I applaud Burger King’s tin ear to this kind of oversensitivity, itself just another side of the scourge of political correctness. Consider, we are talking about a restaurant chain that once offered a breakfast sandwich called the Meatnormous.)
In that (85% blocked) vein, may I introduce you to the Meat Monster?
Take a cheeseburger. Add bacon. Then, another beef patty. Finally, slap a tasty chicken breast on there.
(You know, for balance.)
The Meat Monster is a real menu item. Alas, it is only available in Japan.
Love it. Batter and deep-fry that sumbitch next.
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