I’m having a blast setting up different ringtones for everyone in my cell phone. Aural Caller ID is très useful, grasshopper. I’ve really had this capability for a couple of phones now, and actually did an all-Cheap Trick scheme once. That was fun. “If You Want My Love” for Lea; “Gonna Raise Hell” for Charles; … Read more
Want to see a six-pound rat with inch-long canine teeth? Is anyone doing good, unpretentious, straightforward, working stiff, barroom rock and roll anymore? You know, six- or seven-piece lineups with a saxophone and a harmonica and stuff, singin’ ’bout girls and good times? Who is today’s John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band, or Michael … Read more
Prudent living tip for today: wild animals make bad pets. Corollary: wild animals who are a) several times stronger than you are, and b) inherently unpredictable make horrible pets. You know, if you’re going to live on thousands of acres where you can run around in a loincloth and chant and commune with them and … Read more