The boys and I are about to finish Castle Crashers, an addictive little game we downloaded from Xbox Live a couple of weeks ago. Basic side-scroller mechanics: run around, kill the bad guys, find treasure, cast spells, kiss the girl. It’s rated T, best I can tell for cartoony blood and an occasional defecating deer and what-not. Crass grossness. Gross crassness. Nothing I have a problem with two well-adjusted little boys seeing.
So I went looking on YouTube for a video to demonstrate its charm to my illustrious readers. I found that, but with a little bonus: a delusional old woman babbling about racism.
I’ll tell you, lady, the demons are everywhere.
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Looks like a version of Gunstar Heroes or another Treasure side-scroller. Love those games. Makes me miss the Sega Saturn.
I never had a Saturn. I was a big Genesis player, though, and they certainly plied me with correspondence wanting me to take that plunge. Probably somewhere I still have the green videocassette showing me why I should get one.
Genesis, Saturn, Dreamcast…Sega fan til the bitter end. DC was a good box and the kids still play mine for some of the classic stuff. Sony is reaping the karma whirlwind from Nintendo for all they did to drive Sega out of market.