Semi-grumpy but mostly good-natured RV store owner: Yes sir.
Bo: I need to have some propane tanks refilled, please.
Semi: What size are they?
Bo: Two 20-pound bottles.
Semi: We don’t refill 20-pounders. We exchange ’em.
Bo: Ah. You promise they’re full?
Semi: Nope.
Nathan: Hey! How come he got a bigger brownie?
Bo: Because we love him more.
Classmate (male) of mine: Did you see the videos on (female classmate’s) page?
Bo: No. What kind of videos are they?
Classmate: Mostly her singing in church.
Bo: Oh. (pause) Are there any of her pole-dancing?
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I’m running into witty merchants lately. Today I was at Advance getting a battery terminal connector for Lea’s van.
Bo: “I got it tightened back down, but it’s definitely fatigued, and I figure it’ll slowly fail.”
Advance Auto Parts guy: “Yeah, it will. You’re right to replace it.”
Bo: “Incidentally, this one (holding package up) is ten times as robust as the OEM part.”
Advance: “Yeah, but that one probably causes cancer in the state of California.”