I have consumed at least 700 mg of caffeine daily nearly all of my adult life, with occasional excursions beyond 1,000. Typical day for me is two cups of coffee and at least eight diet soft drinks. A heavy day might be three and ten. After considering its potential contribution to irritability, as well as … Read more
I had a post mostly ready to go tonight—just needing a little polish, really—but my priorities have shifted rather radically since I arrived home. You see, I have received an EMERGENCY TELEGRAM from Arizona senator and Republican presidential nominee John McCain. As you can see, it is EXTREMELY URGENT and, should, therefore, occupy my full … Read more
Here are some recent search terms (put into Google, Yahoo!, and so forth) that led someone to this blog: manly fart beer burp sports I’m guessing you’re not a doilies-and-petits-fours sort of person. slavic mullet Your fetish, which is not at all odd or disturbing, seems to lack a home. Why not show some initiative? … Read more