“Ladies and gentlemen: two-time Academy Award winner Hilary Swank!”
Wouldn’t you just love it if the intro instead went “Ladies and gentlemen: two-time Academy Award winner and ‘The Next Karate Kid’ Hilary Swank!” But no matter. That’s how I heard it in my head, and it was seriously hilarious. I couldn’t tell you the last time I watched the Oscars. It would not surprise … Read more