I spent far too much of the afternoon (including, I suppose, time during which I could have written a more substantive blog post) drinking too much of a Flying Dog variety pack and selecting 100 songs for the randomizing “jukebox” plug-in on my MySpace page. Then we had a little impromptu family dancing with the … Read more
I guess our main mistake was raising the blind on the back door too soon this morning. The boys caught a glimpse of what they’ve come to believe is “real snow,” and it was over. I gated the dogs off the deck, Lea bundled the boys up, and they went out for five or ten … Read more
We’re going to make a schedule that is ridiculously, meticulously, obsessively detailed, considering neither human nature nor the entropy of the universe even perfunctorily when determining its plausibility. We will then treat any deviation whatsoever from the schedule—irrespective of its actual, measurable impact—as a complete fucking catastrophe. Said deviation will require the total destruction of … Read more