I smell a kid who will always be last-named

Now I’m sure some college football prospects get big heads and develop attitude problems. It’s an egotistical business, after all. But you reckon this guy’s got any additional fuel for that fire?


Original here. Thanks to Corry for the word.

And speaking of Corry, a just-light-enough-for-me-to-get-away-with-saying-I-was-kidding punch on the shoulder to him for hoisting Dolly Parton’s “Baby I’m Burning” from the depths of my subconscious, where it lay peacefully comatose for 20 years and likely would have continued to do so for the rest of my life.

If I just did you the same favor, you’re welcome. And don’t worry; it’s not so bad in hell. They have a Shoney’s and everything.

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1 thought on “I smell a kid who will always be last-named”

  1. Damn that kid probably went through hell in grade school. My co-worker told me about someone who had named their child Shithead (pronounced “shuh-tayed”). I kid you not.

    Oh the humanity…

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