What a rotten gubernatorial race in Alabama this year. The incumbent Republican tried to obscenely and deceptively raise my taxes, and the Democrat is named Baxley, and that’s enough right there, really. Unfortunately, the Libertarian is not a serious candidate. Now I’m all for public nudity and confessions of a panties-less state, but only in cases of a woman who is stimulating in some way or another. She doesn’t qualify.
So it’s an occasional Libertarian vote on my ballot (but not for governor), and a straight-across-the-board “no” on amendments in keeping with my scorched-earth Alabama constitution policy (to underscore the need for a constitutional convention).
If you’re as disgusted as I am, just write me in. I will not do one damned thing as your governor. That’s a promise.
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