I barked up the roof of my mouth with Cap’n Crunch this morning, and then hit it perfectly with molten cheese tonight. Now my mouth has skin stalactites. I’ll have to baby it tomorrow. Shrimp tomorrow night, and I have gigantic royal reds this year. I mean, each one is the size of a hot … Read more
The boys and I got up and knocked out the cards this morning. I’m not sure we’ve managed as early as December 20 in several years. For such a connected and gadgeted-up guy, my Christmas card workflow is surprisingly primitive. We only send out 60 or so cards, and I can remember names and addresses … Read more
As a society, it feels like we’re way too excited about ugly Christmas sweaters this year. Alabamians Can Read has postponed its next broadcast until after the first of the year. Because December. I’ve never had the storage capacity to carry my entire music collection with me before now. It’s pretty cool getting Cortana to … Read more