Ladies and gentlemen, I may have been hasty in my excoriation of Tiger Woods.
Now, I really had no idea Tiger might be ill. I was thinking this whole time that he was an unthinkably rich egomaniac with the desire and ability to place his penis into an endless stream of young attractive women, so he did so.
Naturally I feel just terrible for having a laugh at his expense.
Sorry, Tiger. Get well, big guy.