Sep 172009
  • Inglourious Basterds tonight, finally.  Looking forward to it.
  • There is a house on my street with spider webs wrapped around the mailbox, and monsters in the trees, and gravestones, and ghosts, and what-not.  Folks, it’s September 17.
  • “I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man, that he’s African-American,” previous worst president ever and the herpes of American politics Jimmy Carter helpfully explained on NBC Nightly News.  You know, he’s right.  If it were only a white guy—you know, a normal person—plunging us into Marxism as quickly as possible, I’d be fine with it.
  • Oh, and I hope you’re fine with what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift, because if you have a problem with it, you’re a racist.  The important thing is that he’s black, not that he’s an asshole, you see.
  • Don’t you love those things people say when they’ve messed up, and they’re trying to imprint the mistake on someone else?  “See what you made me do?”
  • Couple robbed while having sex in a dumpster—in Wichita.  I can’t explain why Wichita makes it funnier, but it does.
  • Happy Birthday, Kelly!  I hope it’s a great one.

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  3 Responses to “Thursday miscellanea #54”

  1. Dumpster diving takes on a whole new meaning now…

  2. This made me laugh out loud. I love to laugh! Thanks 🙂

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