Concerned with the polling gap entering the final week of the campaign, this morning Sarah Palin, with a chilling screech, ripped herself free from her ovipositor. 
Newly unencumbered, she can better utilize her speed, as well as her full complement of terrifying biological weapons.
The Palin creature explained to a reporter: “These folks just need some more winkin’ and lovin’ to see it our way, and if that’s not enough, then we’ll…well, hold still, honey, and I’ll show ya.” She then melted his face with a torrent of acid from the auxiliary jaws formed from her highly modified tongue.
John McCain was absent from this morning’s events. The campaign is downplaying widespread reports that he has been incapacitated for later cocooning at the Palin creature’s leisure.
The Palin creature is a perfect organism, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
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Living out our erotic fantasies, are we?
If it weren’t for the fact that she seems to enjoy spouting nasty comments so much – like a gossiping fishwife – she would remind me of a Stepford wife. Creepy.
I wonder when she’ll get a handle on what a VP actually does…
A VP actually does something? Really?!
Yea, I’m anxiously waiting to see Biden show us how a real Veep acts. Of course I’ll have to wait until they let me out of the re-education camp before I can see him in action.
“Hey Bo! That was really funny! Thanks for the laugh!”
At least now I’ll see it on the screen. I can pretend I didn’t type it.