I spent far too much of the afternoon (including, I suppose, time during which I could have written a more substantive blog post) drinking too much of a Flying Dog variety pack and selecting 100 songs for the randomizing “jukebox” plug-in on my MySpace page. Then we had a little impromptu family dancing with the … Read more
Do you know what I almost posted tonight? Do you know what I would have posted tonight, had I not gotten too lazy/tired to hunt the images and write the smartass blurbs? The top ten hottest women on Dallas. I was Dallas‘s bitch. The recent TNN reruns amply demonstrated that my affection for the show … Read more
Wouldn’t you just love it if the intro instead went “Ladies and gentlemen: two-time Academy Award winner and ‘The Next Karate Kid’ Hilary Swank!” But no matter. That’s how I heard it in my head, and it was seriously hilarious. I couldn’t tell you the last time I watched the Oscars. It would not surprise … Read more