According to a well-placed source, here are five things I have said in my sleep: “You know those people who took care of that thing in Brazil? Well, we need them to take care of it again.” “Marilyn!” “Don’t you try to bullshit me! I used to sell cars!” “What part of ‘Eyes Wide Shut … Read more
Man, I just can’t believe how incredible my prospects would be were I “on the market.” Just look at this woman who wants to talk to me, according to an advertisement I saw on MySpace: You can’t see it here, of course, but it’s a video ad, and in it she’s slinking around and sucking … Read more
OK, my bud Jeremy at afterglide.com does this from time to time to hilarious effect, and my bud saintseester just did it, and hers were funny too. So here are some recent searches that led someone to this blog. No idea what some of these folks have in mind, but that’s kind of the point, … Read more