New stealth fighter missions?
So I guess you’ve probably heard they’re mothballing the F-117A Night Hawk, commonly known as the stealth fighter. Surely they have something far more interesting that mere storage in mind for them.
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OK, here’s what we’re going to do
We’re going to make a schedule that is ridiculously, meticulously, obsessively detailed, considering neither human nature nor the entropy of the universe even perfunctorily when determining its plausibility. We will then treat any deviation whatsoever from the schedule—irrespective of its actual, measurable impact—as a complete fucking catastrophe. Said deviation will require the total destruction of … Read more
A little more precision in identifying processed cheese products, if you please
Yeah, so I’m tired of setting your slacker asses straight one person at a time, so here it is to be forever Googleable: Cheez Whiz is a Kraft product, and it comes in a jar. You take the (metal) lid off and heat it up in the microwave. (I suppose you could also set it … Read more