Take an underachieving private, an overachieving prostitute, and a top secret Army experiment. They’re supposed to hibernate for a year. Instead they do so for 500 years, and awaken to find the country supersaturated in base pop culture, its denizens so slack-jawed stupid they can’t complete a thought or a sentence. No, it’s not set … Read more
…that Pat Robertson is batshit crazy! And then the Lord appeared to me as an 800-foot-tall Pat Harrington Jr., switching between Schneider and Inspector voices every other sentence, and told me I had to start collecting Longaberger or he was going to destroy the earth with Heinz 57.
So how much are our cultural affections reflected in our children? Nathan wanted to see a New Year’s celebration. We turned on the Times Square party about ten minutes out and enjoyed the lights, sounds, and sights. So shortly after the ball dropped, one of the most iconic voices of the 20th century started crooning … Read more