With my Lenten pledge of no red meat, turkey bacon has made a return appearance at my house. It’s an interesting product. You see, there is no real bacon on a turkey. So, we’re talking about turkey meat formed to simulate bacon. That’s perhaps slightly distasteful, but if you’ve ever eaten bologna or hot dogs, … Read more
Look what Lea found this afternoon: I lamented the loss of this flashlight in this blog post, which oddly enough, I posted two years ago tomorrow. It was in a crevice inside Lea’s van’s glove compartment. So every time I’ve driven to church, soccer practice, or out to eat for the past 24 months, I’ve … Read more
Lea and I had lunch at Red Lobster today. It was a solid high 6 or low 7, just like every single trip to Red Lobster has ever been my entire life. It’s the knownest of known quantities. In my view, the only other restaurant offering similarly relentless predictability is Cracker Barrel. I’ve never had … Read more