Numb, faint hope

You know, it’s really been a fine 2009 but for this thing. I suppose the trendy, mushy, Oprahfied thing for me to do would be serialize the entire situation in agonizing detail, as if fidelity of narrative somehow compensates for the inherent invasions of privacy and the vulgarity of excessive preoccupation. But I won’t.  Whatever … Read more

I wish you would…

…check snopes.com before you click Send. …just ring up the damned beer.  Do you see my hairline?  Do you see my waistline?  You don’t need to see my driver’s license, asshole. …not say “think outside the box” even one more time the rest of your life. …pull up your pants, you pig, and go home … Read more

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