Thank you, veterans
God bless your commitments and sacrifices in keeping the greatest country in the world free. Also, Happy Birthday to the United States Marine Corps, which turned 235 yesterday.
Bo
I’ll name him Wilbur
So many of you thoughtfully ask every year what you can buy me for Christmas. Feel free to pool your resources this year. I want a piggy bank made out of a real piglet. Order it here. It takes up to a year for the taxidermy and other logistics to be completed. Oh, and they’re … Read more
My slumbering life of crime
Want to know what kind of dreams I’m having lately? Well, I say that, but this isn’t necessarily representative except that it was vivid and I can remember it well. I shot up a gas station/convenience store with a rocket launcher. I don’t know why. When I left, I stole a brown BMW 5-series, ten … Read more