Most days I want freshly-ground Tellicherry pepper on something I eat, so most days I use a pepper mill. I have used an Oxo mill for the past several years. It’s generally okay for seasoning table food, but it’s always been inadequate for adding black pepper to recipes, or to anything else for which I … Read more
I have had a good time with my (not) Tommy Tuberville Twitter account so far. It has a bit more traction than, and it’s not as labor-intensive as, the aborted intern text series. Most of what “Senator Tomerville” tweets is pretty ridiculous, but most of what the actual guy says is at least somewhat ridiculous. … Read more
When I was six years old or so, I started pulling the toilet paper to the closed bathroom door to ensure I had enough. That was about six feet. Sometimes, on a special day, if no one was around upstairs, I would open the bathroom door and pull the toilet paper all the way to … Read more