Chase Whitley from Ranburne, Alabama looks likely to start for the New York Yankees tonight. Way to go, man! My optometrist took my blood pressure last week. Is that a thing now? Yeah, and by the way, the whole bifocals thing is imminent. The prescription that restores 20/20 for me at 15 feet totally destroys … Read more
And if my longstanding experience is representative, some of you have already hit the dictionary, found “melty” in it, and are ready to let me have it in the comments. Listen up, dudes and dolls. When some abomination like “melty” comes out of your cakehole and I say “that’s not a word,” you’re not zinging … Read more
So the past two weeks have been about buying animals and animal products with consideration given to how the animals lived. A natural reaction to espousing such practices is “yeah, that’s great. You get to a certain point in life, making a certain amount of money, and decide to discover principle in how you eat.” … Read more