One Sunday morning in 1996, Lea and I first began talking about marriage on the swing in her backyard. Among other things, we discussed non-negotiables. One of them for me was that I intended to raise a family in northern Alabama, and that if she wanted to do something else I probably wasn’t The One. … Read more
…there was Kontraband. You’ll find a lot of different stuff there, little of it tasteful. I still enjoy this “reworked” presidential address quite a lot. I should warn you: they do have mastication videos.
Guess what’s almost certainly going to happen this summer? How about a Van Halen tour with David Lee Roth? Road trip! Are ya pumped, dudes and dolls? I’m not. Charles and I saw David Lee Roth in 2002, and it was not pretty. I mean, the guy was sloppy as hell even back in the … Read more