On Wednesday, November 3, 1999, for one brief glorious moment, I was the biggest dickhead in North America.
I would go back and apologize in person today, though I dare say the likelihood I’d do something requiring such is far lower than it was then.
Growth.
Have a good weekend. Be nice to people.
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