Thursday miscellanea #514

Huntsville Restaurant Week starts a week from tomorrow, and I’m making my plans. This gets better every year! Watch for news from the front!
The Eldora Dirt Derby is tonight at 8 pm on FS1. (That’s 150 laps of NASCAR trucks on a half-mile dirt oval. Should be a blast.)
Rutger Hauer died last week at 75, having lived nearly 19 times longer than Roy Batty. Tears in rain. Time to die. RIP.
Burger King will soon have the Impossible Whopper, with a plant-based patty produced by Impossible Foods, available nationwide. I almost never eat fast food anymore, but yes, of course I will review it for BoWilliams.com. Stay tuned.
Top Line Tires is gone, and my longtime trust-him-enough-even-to-send-Lea-to-talk-to-him-by-herself guy in Madison Greg was not retained by the new owner of the building. I just bought tires for my pickup on Amazon. I’ll let you know how that goes.
I was confident five years ago that I could make my next colonoscopy funny enough to live-blog it. Am I still? Yeah, probably. However, I didn’t get an office visit to remind my doctor that he said I could go without sedation this time. So, (mercifully?) I’ll pass. This will be a new record for fasting for me, though—right at 44 hours. Not sure what it says about me that I’ve selected my super-duper beanie weenies to be awaiting me when I get home, but I’m already excited about that part.
Maybe I’ll see if the boys are up for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood before school starts back.