Here is my report on retail establishments in the Huntsville, Alabama area this Christmas season:
- Haven’t set foot in Madison Square or Parkway Place since the summer. So, no idea.
- Haven’t been to Bridge Street since the first week of November. Aren’t I helpful?
- I have a tremendously positive relationship with Wal-Mart, because I don’t go in there anymore. I haven’t been in one since July 29, 2010, in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin. That was the first time since October 6, 2009, when I had to go in one to get Sonic Boom. That was the first time since September 27, 2008, when I wanted an Oxford cap. And that was the first time since October 15, 2006, when I originally decided I wasn’t dealing with Wal-Mart anymore. I’m guessing it’s as miserable as always. And y’all can have it.
- Target has worked out well for me, though seems like it was Tuesday before Thanksgiving last time I was in there.
- OK, I did actually go somewhere. I visited Twiggie’s on Friday, mostly because the shop belongs to the daughter of a friend of a friend. The boys found Christmas presents for their mother there. The proprietor was friendly and helpful. I’ll remember the shop’s proximity to me and my positive experience there.
- Publix is the pleasure it always is. It was genuinely crowded today, and I still had a smooth experience.
You want to be happy? Here’s how. Stay out of real stores except for Target, Publix, Costco, and boutiques owned by daughters of friends of friends. Amazon.com and newegg.com are tremendous outfits.
Have another eggnog.
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Merry Christmas, Bo. Hope you, Lea and the boys make some great memories this year. We’re planning on doing the same.
Merry Christmas, Jenny! Peace, love, and blessings to you and your family as well!