Dunkin’ Donuts employee arrested for snotting in cops’ coffee

So last month two police officers stopped by a New Hampshire Dunkin’ Donuts for coffee, and then promptly observed a Dunkin’ Donuts employee putting snot in their drinks.

Christopher Hildreth, 20, faces two misdemeanor charges of attempted assault and will be arraigned in district court on September 15.

The officers reportedly saw the act on a monitor that provided a view of the rear of the store, and then reviewed it with the store manager upon voicing their concerns.  It is unclear from the report whether Hildreth rooted the offending “nasal mucus” from his nose and then put it in the drinks with his finger (or non-phalangic rooting object, if applicable), or just jetted it in there directly.

You know, allegedly.

I’m sure Hildreth’s dating stock is through the roof.

As I type, the surveillance video does not appear to have yet made it to the series of tubes.

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