These roads lead to WmWms

Here are some recent search terms (put into Google, Yahoo!, and so forth) that led someone to this blog:

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What would you even want to do besides eat, drink, and spend time on the beach?  If you’re after something else, do us normal people a favor and go somewhere else.

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Sweetie, you married him.

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I started getting this one most days after this passing mention.  I say again:  what the hell?  At least they’re beating the sheep-fucking inquiries.

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Never too early to get that herpetological voyeurism seed planted, I suppose.

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Now that’s more like it.

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Actually fill-in-the-blank was never my favorite because of the potential for ambiguity.  That potential is lessened with multiple choice.

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“Son, if you don’t straighten up, you’re going to chemically induced timeout!”

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That lawn chair and helium balloon guy was real, though the version of the story you may know is embellished.  Click here for the real story.

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There’s this one chick who works at the Denny’s out on Route 5…

the next time your having a bad day
Consider that you could always have chlamydia too.

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