Can’t not post about this.
So it seems that the Honorable Reverend Doctor Minister Jesse Jackson Sr., in one of the best hot mike accidents ever, called for the testicles of Barack Obama on Sunday. The L.A. Times says Fox says there’s more, and that what’s out there already isn’t even as bad as it gets. (Worse than castration? Oh, let’s please hear that. Did he want to eBay them or something? “BARACK’S BABYMAKERS! NO RESERVE!!!!” It’d be a TOS violation—body parts and all that—but he might try.)
Decision ’08 is a hell of a ride so far, eh? Wheeeeeeee! What’s next? I’m still hoping for naked Michelle Obama photos myself. I haven’t wanted such to this degree since the whole Elian Gonzalez thing and Marisleysis. I’m still a little bitter that never happened, but a forgotten-until-now “art project” starring Michelle would smooth it right the hell on out.
Yeah, sounds far-fetched, I know, but last week, so did Jesse Jackson saying he wanted to “cut (Barack Obama’s) nuts off.”
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That is absolutely horrible for a good reverend like Jesse to want to irresponsibly cut the testicles off a presidential candidate, but that is nothing compared to what the Mayor of Mount Holly, Minnesota will do if he catches you littering:
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clean streets & clean consciences
Hey, you son-of-a-bitch, pick up that
gum wrapper. No, it wasn’t there before.
PICK IT UP! If I have to come over
there and pick it up, I will stab you
repeatedly and copulate with each and
every one of the wounds. I will crawl up
inside of you and fuck my way out.
That’s right, pussy, just bend at the hips
and pick it up. Nobody likes a litterbug,
especially your neighbors in Mt. Holly.
Mayor
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Of course the Mayor is a bit strange, and so is his town. The town has a population of one (this guy), and the borders of the town might be the same as his property.
His town has a web site: http://www.mountholly-lamano.com/
A friend of mine passed the Mayor’s website to me when they hired him to design websites and write code for his company last week.
So, here is a helpful hint from me to you:
Don’t litter in Mount Holly.
-Zeno.
I heard about this on NPR yesterday afternoon. I find it interesting that Rev. Jackson’s son is publicly chastising dear old dad for the comments.
Really, though, I’ve got nothing much to add here. Jackson did a lot of good work in the 60s, and I respect him for that. However, I really do think he’s done more to PERPETUATE poor black/white relations than he’s done to eliminate them. I’ve found I’ve been lumping him with the idiot Al Sharpton for a long time now – a big-mouthed malcontent with nothing nice to say about anyone who’s trying to make a difference. Remember the wisdom of our grandmothers; if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
I say he did it on purpose so he can be pertinent again. 🙂
Zeno: Wonder if he ever wonders why he’s alone?
Mrs. Chili, Saintseester: You both nailed it.
Keep hop alive.