Do you know what I almost posted tonight? Do you know what I would have posted tonight, had I not gotten too lazy/tired to hunt the images and write the smartass blurbs?
The top ten hottest women on Dallas.
I was Dallas‘s bitch. The recent TNN reruns amply demonstrated that my affection for the show was at least a bit misguided. And I’m just the sort of melodramatic, in-denial, living-in-the-past fellow to rank the top ten Dallas babes after it’s been off the air for most of two decades.
(I trimmed the list from sixteen nominees, too.)
I’m not going to tell you who the winner is, in case I do decide to make it a real post one night. Charlene Tilton as Lucy Ewing is #7. There’s a bone for you.
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