Mar 042010
She said something about red velvet cake batter.
Looks like it could be body disposal to me. You ever see that Alfred Hitchcock Presents where Barbara Bel Geddes (Miss Ellie on Dallas) beats her husband to death with a leg of lamb, then cooks and serves it to the investigating police officers?
(Wow, those KitchenAid stand mixers are powerful.)
Too bad you were too late to get a photo of the bowl where I mixed the cream cheese icing. It kind of looked like snot.
One more thing… nobody better piss me off ever again.
Oddly aroused.
Did you count all your fingers, Lea?
Damn hard to hack off a finger with one of those frosting knives…just saying.