Helpful specialty license plates

In Alabama, for an additional fee (in most cases), if you don’t want a standard license plate, you can choose from more than 100 specialty plates. You can choose a college or university, a professional society, a club, a veteran of a specific war, a charitable cause, and so on. (I believe the sudden proliferation of these plates to be a money grab, directly caused by purposely making the standard plate incredibly ugly, but I digress.)

Despite the many choices available, there are a few more I’d like to see issued as appropriate:

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