Frances Townsend, homeland security adviser to President Bush, is resigning her post effective early next year to take a job in the private sector. Townsend is a self-made and accomplished professional, as well as a wife and mother of two. Also, her multiple ear piercing is hot.
Look what I’m going to get to see on the way to work today:
Despite late rallies from drug-resistant gonorrhea and congenital syphilis, chlamydia finished first in the 2006 bacterial sexually-transmitted disease championships, with over 1 million cases reported. Congratulations! Oh, sigh. I’m trying to build some drama here, but it’s not much of a contest. Chlamydia’s been phoning it in for years, really. I hope it understands the … Read more