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Soccer practice at Palmer Park was tonight. Nathan and Aaron were at opposite ends, so Lea went with Aaron and I took Nathan. Both fell in like round pegs. When it came time to name Nathan’s team, I suggested Ministers of Pain and Fuzzy Wuzzy Baby Bunny Rabbits, but neither one got any votes, and … Read more
“Yeah, I didn’t wish for a 12-inch pianist either.” “You dumbass! Now we’ll have to piss in the boat!” “That’s good to hear, because your tits are ugly as hell.” “What part of the dog did you get?” “Let me rephrase that: may I see her run?” “And if he sees his shadow…” “Is Dorothy … Read more