Here are some recent search terms (put into Google, Yahoo!, and so forth) that led someone to this blog: manly fart beer burp sports I’m guessing you’re not a doilies-and-petits-fours sort of person. slavic mullet Your fetish, which is not at all odd or disturbing, seems to lack a home. Why not show some initiative? … Read more
PETA has suggested to Ben & Jerry’s that they replace 75% of the cow’s milk they currently use with human milk. At last, the fine PETA people have given us a cause we can all support that is not bizarre or revolting whatsoever. I interacted with three car dealership service department employees this week. Each … Read more
My fired friend deeply surprised me with a call today. She was contrite and utterly without venom, and we spoke productively for about 30 minutes. I am pleased that she found the initiative to do this, as it is itself indicative of progress. I didn’t give her the full-on hard-ass treatment, but I did unambiguously … Read more