Auburn, raise your game!

Friday night, my son Nathan told me that his friend at school said Auburn was better than Alabama because Auburn “played as a family.”

Last night, an otherwise brilliant friend of mine tweeted “Auburn is a special place. The Auburn people are family. 2010 national champs or 2012 (1-6), it doesn’t change who we are. #WarEagle”

Sigh.

Auburn folks, two things:

  • Believe it or not, you don’t love Auburn any more than I love Alabama, or any more than (insert fan base here) loves (insert school here).  There are lots of cool little things about Auburn, and there’s a kinship, and there’s a vibe.  Believe it or not, there are lots of little things, and a kinship, and a vibe about (insert school here).  Auburn is special—just like everywhere else.
  • “Family” or “all in” is no inoculation against a terrible football team.  And you have a terrible football team in 2012.  The shame is in not saying so.

Listen, Auburn.  Chizik is done.

I have known dysfunction.  I have seen Alabama overvalue connections to Coach Bryant, culminating in a ride on the DuBose Kamikaze Express straight into 3-8 in 2000.  I have known right-spirited but horribly wrong-headed decisions like hiring Mike Shula, putting a guy with 100% of the heart but not 20% of the ability in control of the premier football program in the country.

I have also known the efficacy of piling up the cash for a superstar, and handing him the keys to the football program when he arrives.

And that’s exactly what you need to do now.  You need a clean break with the past, and with the old way of doing things.  You need to find the money for that perhaps-persuadable tier one guy, or that high-tier two guy looking for an upgrade.  When he gets there, you need to stay out of his way.

I love Alabama pounding you, but it’s not as much fun when you’re truly rotten.  Raise your game, please.

We’re trying to have a state here.

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2 thoughts on “Auburn, raise your game!”

  1. Darling Bo, you did it again. Summed up a valid point in a few well chosen words. You probably don’t remember me saying many times, “I feel that where I am is the place to be.”

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