Here are some recent search terms (put into Google, Yahoo!, and so forth) that led someone to this blog (now with afterglide-style hilarious asides!):
economy bucket swimming pool
That will indeed be much cheaper, but I don’t think you’re going to be happy.
blonde in purple sweater
Yeah, that’ll get her, buddy. You just stick that in Google and her photo and phone number will pop right up. (Talk to her next time, dipshit!)
watertown ny talk about some snow
Or you could talk about the wind. Or the $7 cigarettes.
the ugly planets
I’ll tell ya, though, lots of times they’re absolutely maniacal in bed.
bulk canvas sneakers infant
Ah…this is not a prudent path to be following. Infants grow, see.
screwed stevie nicks
My sincerest congratulations, even in 2008. I caught Mick Fleetwood’s sweaty towel once.
jeremy lea
Dammit, I knew it. Lea’s been making a hell of a lot of poop jokes lately.
hottest manliest thing said
Word to the wise: it’s never anything about the size of her ass, even if you think you’re being complimentary.
easiest pipe crack screen
Yeah, I don’t know, but you remember that episode of The Facts of Life where Tumpy was smoking pot in her room, and Natalie and Tootie went and bought bongs at the record store after Blair told them they were for storing jellybeans?
dress like a used car salesman
Tie a full Windsor in your necktie, so that knot’s about the size of a baseball. That’s all you have to do. You’re welcome.
do you fart
No, never.
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God, but I love these kinds of posts. The WordPress that I have doesn’t give me a lot of information about how people get to my blog, which makes me sad, sad, sad. I had SiteMeter at Blogger, and I got ALL KINDS of cool information from that but, alas, WordPress’s meters aren’t NEARLY as fun…
Crapola that’s damn, I mean, darn funny!! Those seriously sent you hits? Wacky!
Mrs. Chili: Look into statcounter.com. It’s easy, free, and informative.
Brina: Yup, every one is exactly as presented. telephone number for beautiful girlfriend brought someone here today. I thought that amusing, given what I had to say about the blonde in the purple sweater above.
Our talks about poop are private. On the up and up though, I swear.