I’m sorry, the governor can’t come to the phone right now…

I’ve never had even a slight interest in entering politics, but I may have to reconsider whether I might want to be a governor.

Public service, civic responsibility, all that shit, but apparently the kink factor is unbelievable. I mean, you got Eliot’s four-digit hookers, and now this:

Former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey claims he and his wife Dina Matos McGreevey used to engage in sexual threesomes with his ex-aide and driver, Terry Pedersen. It allegedly started when they were dating, and continued after they got married. The “hard-core consensual sex orgy” was the second part of what the three of them allegedly called a “Friday Night Special.”

The first part of the ‘Special was allegedly at “TGIFriday’s,” which is “laughably banal” and “rather pathetic.”

Nothing like some extreme fajitas and a draft Michelob Ultra to put you in the mood for a little hot boy-girl-boy action.

The governor confirmed the claims after Pedersen made them. Dina Matos McGreevey denies them.

For my part, I’ll just say that as long as these accusations are going to fly around, it’s important that the alleged participants not be disgusting when imagined in the scenarios described. So far, so good.

Hey, do you governors take requests? How about something with Jennifer Granholm next?

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5 thoughts on “I’m sorry, the governor can’t come to the phone right now…”

  1. Seriously – I was trying to come up with something witty to say, but I’ve got nothin’. I think I’m a little burned out on political sex.

    I guess my big question – and I’m betting Gerry’s gonna second me – is this: Who the f**k CARES?!

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  2. Oh, I’m all for it. If they’re fucking each other, that’s less time they have to fuck us.

    Plus, hilarious little details, like the fact that the governor of New Jersey crammed $12 worth of TGIFriday’s down the first lady’s gullet before saddling her up for a bofus, emerge.

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