Lea, the boys, and I were headed to the lake for Thanksgiving dinner one year, and one of the little churches we pass had the following on their sign: HANGING OF THE GREENS SUNDAY EVENING SERVICE, 7 PM I looked at Lea and said “wow, you know, I’m sure whatever the Greens did, simply asking … Read more
Take an underachieving private, an overachieving prostitute, and a top secret Army experiment. They’re supposed to hibernate for a year. Instead they do so for 500 years, and awaken to find the country supersaturated in base pop culture, its denizens so slack-jawed stupid they can’t complete a thought or a sentence. No, it’s not set … Read more
I sorta wanted a Corrado way back when—neat car—but the ’07 GTI is the first Volkswagen I’ve ever felt a bit of genuine autolust for. I dare not drive one until 2010 or so. Even standing still, doesn’t that bad boy look like you’re tossing it into a switchback and lifting the inside rear at … Read more