I was thinking Barack Obama might make things interesting in ’08, but sheesh, does he seem thin-skinned. That is not a characteristic that lends itself well to running for President of the United States, in case you hadn’t noticed.
He told Maureen Dowd (meowrrrrr): “So I just want to put you on notice; I’m very sensitive about, what I told them was I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears.”
Um. OK.
“I just want to put you on notice”? Like, you’re going to take her outside and whip her ass if she doesn’t knock it off?
Dude. If you run for President, it’s going to be ten thousand times the level of “you’ve got big ears.” You’ll have hundreds of people all over you who will know everything from zygote to what you had in your Starbucks yesterday morning. You’ll answer for spitting on the sidewalk 20 years ago.
Sure you’re cute, but can you type? Dunno. I’ve not heard you say much of substance yet. But I’ll say this: you’ve got charisma, and you’re scaring the holy hell out of Hillary. That’s enough for me to desire your inclusion in the madhouse 2008 is shaping up to be. So let’s make a deal. You learn to make like a duck, water off your back, etc., and I promise I won’t say anything else about your ridiculously gigantic and obscenely protruding ears.
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