Well, Shania Twain and Robert John “Mutt” Lange are finally all the way divorced. I can’t possibly miss this news, because she calls and texts me incessantly to make sure I know it. Now she’s started in with the lingerie photos. I’m going to try to let her down easy. Being an arrogant SEC person, … Read more
One of Dad’s neighbors just came back from Destin with several hundred pounds of fish. We grilled some amberjack last night, and it was delicious. Was it the last time for a while? Nuke the ruptured oil well? We definitely need fresh thinking. I think we’ve all had enough of the “lube and thrust,” or … Read more
What a wonderful, cooling, steady, relaxing rain last night. I wish it did it like that almost all the time, with one or two rock ‘n’ roll thunderstorms per year, maybe. It’s Obama’s Katrina, folks. No way around it. Our president sucks at almost everything. I’m glad Korea’s blowing up on his watch, aren’t you? … Read more