"Big Cola"

PepsiCo has only been cordial and polite with me and my efforts, by telephone, by email, and by U.S. mail. That hasn't stopped a coworker buddy of mine from remarking, upon seeing me first thing in the morning: "Well, Big Cola hasn't whacked him yet!"

His new standard greeting, coupled with the fact that I just became a "hoarder" (therefore making previous-formula Diet Mountain Dew one of my most prized possessions), gave me the idea for this video.