Once in a while I’ll run into someone who’s heard of peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. But mostly, people recoil as if you’d suggested deep-fried dog crap. I don’t think I even knew it was considered weird until young adulthood. My mom made them for herself, and I liked them from about 10 years old … Read more
A longtime special friend who was born with a rare, terrifying condition and was not expected to survive a 2002 heart transplant is celebrating her 55th birthday today. Happy Birthday Tonya! Motorsports Christmas Day approaches, and the #Indy500 weather forecast has improved somewhat. There was a 90% chance of rain forecast when we went in … Read more
Late in the sixth season of Seinfeld, one of the greatest television shows of all-time, Kramer receives, by mistake, a vanity license plate that reads ASSMAN. He goes to the DMV to straighten things out, but the clerk, consulting her computer, says there’s no mistake. (“You are the Assman!”) The plate actually belongs to proctologist … Read more