So many of you thoughtfully ask every year what you can buy me for Christmas. Feel free to pool your resources this year. I want a piggy bank made out of a real piglet. Order it here. It takes up to a year for the taxidermy and other logistics to be completed. Oh, and they’re … Read more
Want to know what kind of dreams I’m having lately? Well, I say that, but this isn’t necessarily representative except that it was vivid and I can remember it well. I shot up a gas station/convenience store with a rocket launcher. I don’t know why. When I left, I stole a brown BMW 5-series, ten … Read more
“Fun Size”? How does a one-tenth-scale candy bar earn “fun” in its moniker? Still, lots of chocolate this year. Well done, neighbors. Hey, look! There are some of those same old nasty peanut butter things in the loose orange and black wrappers that never look secure enough to risk. Wonder what they taste like? Wonder … Read more