Hey, let’s make it Breast Week on WmWms! Ha ha! We are having some big fun now!
Nah, I’ll stop. After this post.
Arrested for public drunkenness in Owensboro, Kentucky, Toni Tramel thought it’d be a good idea (while she was changing into an inmate uniform) to give a sheriff’s deputy a face full of breast milk. She’s now been charged with third-degree assault.
I was all set to call the charge ridiculous, because breast milk is sterile, right? Felony assault?
I’m pretty sure I still think the charge is excessive, but it turns out there are several diseases an infected woman could potentially transmit through her milk. So call it sterile in a healthy woman.
(The eternal 13-year-old in me still finds the alleged incident gloriously insolent. I mean, that’s delivering the unexpected.)
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Stop. It.
I said I would! 🙂